Keanu Reeves is a 5,000 year old immortal superbeing.
Impulsively redesigning since 1999.
Keanu Reeves is a 5,000 year old immortal superbeing.
scary, but only because I’m positive its real. LONG LIVE KEANU!
So that’s what Jesus’s real name was. Damn.
a 5,000 year old immortal superbeing.
canoe reefs! omg.
all i can say is…what the fork?
Wait wait wait…...a vampire? How do you explain his accent in Dracula then?
hahahahaa I love how this implies that Keanu Reeves is Christ. I think I get extra Christian points for envisioning...
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UPPPPPP KEEEEEAAAAANNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
definitely. unexpected. probably speaks to why the time travel in Bill and Ted`s was so believable.